Love: Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we... - FML

By freedomofmusic - 14/11/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

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freedomofmusic 12

Friday 6 July 2012 18:05

Hi, I'm the OP. 5'10" and 130lbs... is that fat? Cause that's me. Sure, he was joking, but it still hurt.

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 14 November 2010 23:02

Remember darlings: Not everyone can take a joke, especially if they have insecurities about their appearance.

RebelYell14 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 23:11

I don't see why you girls put up (or put out) for guys like that who keep your self-esteem checked. if you think it's funny, then it's Moran XML and if he's hurting your feelings then your relationship isn't very good with him.

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badgercheese94 16

Friday 9 January 2015 22:25

white women are so insecure tsk tsk.

FaguIous 22

Sunday 15 March 2015 17:14

ex-boyfriend*

GoldenSteve 11

Sunday 29 November 2015 14:30

Haha! Omg that's funny! That wasn't even mean XD

ellefrank 5

Thursday 13 July 2017 18:08

I would be upset about this too! Joke or not, partners shouldn't use jokes and negative words as a way to comment on each other's bodies. He could have said it about himself, that would have been funny, but commenting about your body like that is mean. I hope you let him know you weren't ok with it. I hope that was a one off thing. ❤️

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