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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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By B-377 - 23/10/2018 11:30 - United States - Sarver

Today, I was walking around my block when a random stranger pulled up next to me. He assumed I was a woman, and started catcalling me. I'm a 34-year-old man with a wife and kids, and my hair isn't even long. FML

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Are you new?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 19:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at a Dollar Store today with my roommate (I'm 31, my roommate is 32) where some guy stalked us all through the store, and even waited outside the store for us. I had to resort to pretending the Uber driver was my boyfriend. FML

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Joe's at it again

By bourneenemy - 19/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Pico Rivera

Today, same as recently, there's some guy constantly standing in front of my building waiting for me to come out, just to stare at me and then get mad when I walk to my car, to the store, to the bank, and even followed me into the lobby to see what floor I get off at, like a weirdo. What should I do? FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 14:56 - Netherlands

Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2014 00:14 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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xxlk4xx 6

Sunday 30 May 2021 14:44

I would definitely go to the police 🚔 also I wonder who clicked the ydi button

cuz803 44

Sunday 30 May 2021 17:30

Call the police. Don't be afraid to resort to violent means if he continues to stalk. Stalking is a form of harassment and you must defend yourself.

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xxlk4xx 6

Sunday 30 May 2021 14:44

I would definitely go to the police 🚔 also I wonder who clicked the ydi button

Harl3quIN87 3

Sunday 30 May 2021 15:55

I back that motion go to the police ASAP. You do not know what he is capable of

thatslifeiguess7 16

Monday 31 May 2021 3:24

The folks who wonder if they called the police

Harl3quIN87 3

Sunday 30 May 2021 15:54

I’m so sorry to hear this! Report him! What a creep!

Harl3quIN87 3

Sunday 30 May 2021 15:54

I’m so sorry. Go to the police and report

cuz803 44

Sunday 30 May 2021 17:30

Call the police. Don't be afraid to resort to violent means if he continues to stalk. Stalking is a form of harassment and you must defend yourself.

JaLeah Pittman 8

Monday 31 May 2021 20:05

That sounds like you've been being stalked, and if I were you I would call the police and report him immediately.

sohibil 6

Tuesday 12 December 2023 11:06

Looks like it's time to move to a different location.

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That Netflix show

Same thing different taste

Are you new?

Freaky and scary

Creepy

Joe's at it again

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