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Freakout!
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Don't call him a moron and you can't know if she was being nice smiling if you weren't there
LOL.
You just made some old lady's day!
Since when is it against the law for granny to have a little fun?? Take granny on Hoodwinked, for example
Oh dear.
Not if you live in virtually any English-speaking country outside of the USA, YOU FOOL. It's funny how you used the mainly British "spelt" while bitching about British spelling. Christ, you're an idiot.
Ah, no she did not. When are you lame american grammar nazis going to learn that the british spelling (and so typically the original spelling) of many words has an s for the z sound? You just make yourself seem stupid.
How stupid. For one, this person never even said they were from the USA. Secondly, even if they were from the US (and we don't know that) it still doesn't make an entire country and its people look "stupid" because of one person. Anyone making a blanket statement like that appears stupid to me personally.
Who gives a damn...this is called FML not CMS-check my spelling
Sounds like something I would do XD
Maybe she was a witch and that was her wand and wen u fe, if u flipped out then u were cursed but if u were nice then u just go on ur way and she was happy to not have to curse u
And this kids, is why you DON'T drop acid.
LOL old people RULE!!!
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And they say our generation is ****** up.
Need to get your kicks somehow even when you're 1000 years old.