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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

And they say our generation is ****** up.

x_KL_x 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

Need to get your kicks somehow even when you're 1000 years old.

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Cheylea 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 13:36

I hope to be doing the same at 90 years old. Sorry OP, old ladies need entertainment too.

SinisterMedic 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 13:42

Old people have earned the right to terrorize us youngins...

Zombie65 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 13:51

You really need to be more careful :-p lol

turtlenomnom 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:40

What a bitch

Se0ul_Fr3sh 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:37

Lmao! xD Old people like that are always the best! :P

Jamialia 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:38

Did this happen in the Western Suburbs? They're all a*holes out there.

Se0ul_Fr3sh 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:40

Lmao! xD Old people like that are always the best! :P

yoshiyakiryu 20

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:02

Old people can be hilarious. Y'know, when they're not complaining about today's youth and screaming for no reason.

mrbaka 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:14

Next time you see the old hag, just kick her walking stick away. Afterwards, apologize and as you turn away give her a nice big smirk.

Ecklcakes 15

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:17

Epic win.

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