Work: Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when...

FML for mobile
Free

By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 259

You deserved it 3 437

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 555

You deserved it 2 576

Lawyer up

By gnofin - 22/03/2016 21:23 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 564

You deserved it 3 050

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 185

You deserved it 2 589

Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 677

You deserved it 2 581

By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 163

You deserved it 1 207

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 174

You deserved it 3 851

By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 348

You deserved it 2 366

By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 084

You deserved it 4 431

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 973

You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 772

You deserved it 5 719

JenDanielle917 13

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

And they say our generation is ****** up.

x_KL_x 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

Need to get your kicks somehow even when you're 1000 years old.

Comments

purple91 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:04

hahaha old lady > op.

Iknoweverything 29

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:06

That's the problem with old people... they can do whatever they want and nobody will say anything. And anyone who does try to say something will look like a douche for "picking on an old lady." However, there is nothing wrong with tactfully reminding them about how old they are if they use that advantage. *trip* "Oh, sorry didn't see you there!" "don't worry about it, I'm sure you don't see a lot of things at your age. Enjoy what you can see while it lasts!" Yeah I'm a bitch.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:56

I hope you're kidding when you say that you would trip an elderly person. If you're not kidding I'm going to find you when you're 89 years old and while you're in the process of ******** in your pants, pissing through a tube and breathing through an oxygen machine I'm going to kick you right in your dusty crotch, you rickety old wench.

syki 22

Saturday 8 October 2011 8:37

No, she meant that OP should have made some snide comment about the lady's age after *he* tripped, not to trip her. Though, if it was just based in *thinking* he saw a smirk, that's bitchy, indeed.