By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Sparkiee93 3

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

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trinityariel 0

like that makes perfect sense....

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vietmanx 10

you need to get tougher. make him respect your gangster.

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someblackguy 3

stranger danger

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suckmysarcasm 10

what a coincidence it's also stab a stranger day too : p

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zombiegold 23

I was just waking up, but when I read this I laughed so hard that im fully awake.

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keeks46 12

Chase him down the street and kick his ass

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Nerfherder69 14

Is this holiday legit? Cuz I would totally wanna punch someone for no reason

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