By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Sparkiee93 3

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

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CaitlinMarie27 0

you should have punched him in the face(:

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DalekScythe 0

what's with all the Cyanide & Happiness like FML's?

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LeSHINee 0

Rude. Now punch him back. :B

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Southpaw7391 3

that's one brave mo fo. should've kicked him right square in the jewels what a dick

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musicboi96 1

F****NG FAKE!!! in the REAL world that would count as a form of assault. and the person wouldn't ask why they were chosen, they would beat the caca of the person who punched them. so get a life and stop making up fake FML's. >:(

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