By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Sparkiee93 3

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

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revenge93_fml 0

that doesn't make sense u said that he said it was punch a random guy day and that u asked him why he punched an he said cuz ur ugly?? which one is it?? I thunk this is a lie......

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gmayn 0

if its punch a random person punch his sorry ass

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drewkane_fml 0

If you were chosen because it was random, how can you be chosen because you are ugly?

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Link33_fml 0

I would have bludgeoned that obnoxious son of a bitch like he was a baby harp seal. The question of "why" never would have entered my mind.

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MissChaos84 0

U shoulda punched him back and said ' right back at ya'

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XxThrasherxX 0

Punch him back and be like "Happy punch day to you too!"

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lillost93 5

try to be less ugly ?

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