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By Anonymous - 08/07/2013 15:15 - Canada - Markham

Today, I was walking down the street when someone pushed me into poison ivy. He ran off saying, "That's for beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him. FML

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By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - 10/09/2017 20:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

Monday 8 July 2013 18:53

With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.

flockz 19

Monday 8 July 2013 19:05

that was the most elegant insult i've ever read. *golf clap*

Comments

notanimmigrant 16

Tuesday 9 July 2013 6:03

don't you know that no one likes to lose in the mario kart circuit?

belthazor909 4

Tuesday 9 July 2013 12:18

My advise - find that SoB and pushed him to BBQ coal . Tit for tat

Grimnirwher9 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 17:51

Didn't Batman show up to aid you?

happyconverse 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:44

Why someone would do that to anyone, I cannot understand, poison ivy is horrible and I just swell up and get a rash whenever I get it. Go to the dr, and get some ointment cream for it. I know that this sounds totally crazy but putting wet oatmeal on the areas that are impacted by the poison ivy can also help. I don't know if my advice is helpful or not but I just feel so awful for anyone who comes in contact with poison ivy. I hope you feel better soon!