By Anonymous - 08/07/2013 15:15 - Canada - Markham

Today, I was walking down the street when someone pushed me into poison ivy. He ran off saying, "That's for beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him. FML
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QueenOrangeSoda 21

With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.

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flockz 19

that was the most elegant insult i've ever read. *golf clap*

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ILoveMyArm 15

Well, I guess you better stock up on benadryl and home remedies.

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worldclassrager 39

Get some aloe...and DON'T SCRATCH AT IT...that's how it spreads...get well soon...

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TheGreatPotato 19

Sounds like he was acting a little ir'rash'ional.

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olpally 32

Go chase him down and drag him into the poison ivy with you. What a douche.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's a bit far to go for retaliation, no?

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lwonderful 11

He shouldn't tool the time to figure out it wasn't actually the person he was in search for

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Grimnirwher9 21

Yes, because it's totally OK to push people into Poison Ivy because they are able ro run faster than you. Dafuq, #33?

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Wakachulak 22

It was the evolutionary race you beat him at.

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Altrnate_Reality 14

darn you op..why'd you have to look like the guy who beat him in that race!

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Aregonde 15

Sounds like time travel was involved. I bet your future self is going to do something to really piss this guy off.

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