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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:31

yo ass got jacked

epicwinmaster 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:01

YDI for thinking that youre hot. you god damn twilight lover.

Comments

Thoureau 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:42

And you did nothing to prevent him from taking your wallet because...?

medfly 2

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:08

because he ran and she totally didn't expect this?

Thoureau 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:54

Well okay, but why would she put her wallet in her back pocket anyway? I mean, different strokes for different folks, but I would at least expect her to move her ass out of grabbing length if she was bothered enough to think that he was staring at her ass.

gaximus 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:10

What girl that thinks their ass is look worthy puts a wallet in there ass pocket

dELiA14 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:19

Assuming makes an ass out of U and ME

ravinderkaler 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 5:21

its assume makes an ASS out of U and ME not assuming

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:50

This is so incredibly dumb and fake.

englishmuffin 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:56

Unless your pants are on the looser side, female pants/jeans tend to have shallower pockets, so keeping a wallet back there is not very wise. However, still FYL because you don't deserve to have your money, credit cards and other personal information stolen for just for that.