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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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You deserved it 5 548

By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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Get back here!

By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 9 744

Classic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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You deserved it 43 275

By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 10 764

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 861

You deserved it 4 486

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 064

You deserved it 8 398

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:31

yo ass got jacked

epicwinmaster 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:01

YDI for thinking that youre hot. you god damn twilight lover.

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icertainlysuck 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:47

YDI for being a woman

madisohn 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:37

YDI for keeping your wallet in your back pocket. You should never do that.

RuralNinja 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:40

Isn't that what your purse is for? To cram every conceivable thing inside, wallet included?

Uepari 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:43

70, **** off.

himynameisadam 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:09

The mental pic of that comment made Me lol so much

mike1921 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:34

Same here

abylaunch 10

Saturday 15 August 2009 22:25

YDI for being concieted

heyitslain 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:59

YDI for being conceited.

heyitslain 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:01

Also, have a purse. It helps. I know that purses can be stolen, but get a specially made one that can be attached to you in a certain way that makes it un-snatchable. :P Also, LOL @ #80, I guess we share the same mind now!