Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone...

By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 30 754

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By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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You deserved it 640

By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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You deserved it 11 814

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 226

You deserved it 31 693

Forgetful

By dtmm - 18/01/2023 10:00

Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 199

You deserved it 762

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 41 466

By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 313

You deserved it 28 813

By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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You deserved it 36 780

Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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You deserved it 1 178

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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You deserved it 42 167

By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 571

You deserved it 939

cazbar 2

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:54

Lol I've done that too but I was talking on my phone

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:55

It's the same with hats or sunglasses. You forget they're there and then look like a tit trying to find them. You'd think 4 billion of evolution would have more to show.

Comments

suboy 10

Sunday 25 November 2012 13:29

Its ok you were just lost in the music. Lol. It happens.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 25 November 2012 13:44

I'd lose my head if it weren't firmly attached to my neck. Damned shame about this detachable penis, though...

brackaman 18

Sunday 25 November 2012 15:14

Your comment reminded me of the song detachable penis from king missile

ksgarcia23 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:02

I do that too, but it's usually in my pocket while I'm looking for it.

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:16

We've all done it. I was about to freak out in anger once when I left my house because I didn't have my phone, and then I realized I was listening to it on the MP3 in my car

KirstenZ 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:25

Well, it happens.

poindexter25 5

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:43

Yeah don't sweat, I once freaked out because I couldn't find my phone for like 10 minutes only to realize it was in my hand

hama806 19

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:44

OP "That damn phone, where did it go? Oh..." Happens to nearly every one OP. Don't worry, you're not senile...yet.

doglover100 28

Sunday 25 November 2012 15:04

It happens to all of us one time or another.

planetsmurf 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 15:42

I used dial a driver one time because I was severly drunk and when I got home I realized I didn't have my keys so I had the guy drive all the way back to my friends place only to realize my keys were in my car ignition, not my finest moment. That and he almost crashed my car