By Josie - 05/06/2012 04:27 - United States - Florence

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
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Pentium_4 27

well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!

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kscogin55 12

Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P

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96skeeter 6

And that's why girls don't jump fences.. He fold you.

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anythingmustbe 18

Thats why you should listen to your man

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anythingmustbe 18

Sarcasm by the way if you didnt pick up on it

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sweetbeast43 5

So tell me again, how did you break your leg?

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shrdlu 28

My GUESS is that the saying "girls don't jump fences" goes back to the petticoat era, as jumping a fence in a skirt might show an ankle, or worse.

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Roflsauruz 12

Or rip the skirt and, GASP, an entire leg would show! Her undergarments might be visible as well; how awful! .......... But considering most girls wear next to nothing nowadays, I guess it would be alright.

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Roflsauruz 12

.....And I'm pretty sure if a FEMALE friend of hers was to say, "You can't jump that fence, -insertOP'snamehere-." or, "Us girls just can't jump fences. It's impossible!" .... She would have tried to prove HER wrong, as well. It just happened to be a male saying it, in this instance.

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unknown_user5566 26

OP: "Anything you can do I can do better!" *tumbles over wall* *sound of bones breaking* Boyfriend: "...No you can't."

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reimichele 8

Walk it off OP, walk it off. You are strong. Lol just pullubg your leg. Get better soon.

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