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By Josie - 05/06/2012 04:27 - United States - Florence

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:03

well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!

kscogin55 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:04

Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P

Comments

patrickalamo 47

Tuesday 5 June 2012 14:04

You failed twice. He gave you a chance to act like a lady as well.

TheMathMajor 26

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:04

Who wants to act like a lady?

icemand90 17

Tuesday 5 June 2012 14:11

damn you Murphy!!...

eman1972 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 14:20

You should listen to your boyfriend. You know there's only one thing that girl straddle really well! Maybe you need to practice that.

Roflsauruz 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:16

............... UGHHH. No. :/

rubbertoast 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 14:33

next time wear padding

Vader33 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 14:34

Shoulda listened to your man.

Needafarm 22

Tuesday 5 June 2012 14:43

I don't see how she was being a feminist. She was just trying to prove a point. There are plenty of female athletes and stunt women who can jump fences and they aren't feminist, just women who worked hard to get in a peek physical condition. She just isn't one of them.

NoReservations 9

Tuesday 5 June 2012 15:40

You shouldn't have jumped the fence. You should have milked this as much as possible. "My ankles are to weak to walk, baby. Girls don't walk home.." >;} *picks girlfriend up and proceeds to carry her across the threshold* "Don't worry, I am a man. and men carry their women" ^_^ Yeah, you missed a chivalric moment, OP.

pexy_fml 16

Tuesday 5 June 2012 15:49

Stereotypes are made for a reason..

DracoSpirita 21

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:25

Oh, yes, like the one where you're a fat man living in your mothers basement doing nothing but stalking FML all day. I love that one! ^-^

pexy_fml 16

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:37

Ur wrong about the basement I'm actually living in mothers basement and I'm bringing her joy all night long xD

stash01 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 15:50

OP had a Barney Stinson moment - 'Challenge accepted'. Too bad for her she's not as cool as Barney - he would have jumped that fence easy! Legendary fail OP!