By margretlle - 26/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML
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24788 6

I think they planned that one out. Lol owned

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SwaggerDownPat 0

What exactly was the point of that comment?

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Caayouteepie 0

i hate fake fmls like this that are like one bad thing after another. its so fakee.

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airtimewhXre 5

How is this "fakee"? Fake is spelled fake, stop adding extra letters to be trendy. People are klutzes, and you don't gain popularity points for yelling out that people's posts are fake when you have no idea who they are and you weren't there to witness it.. ugh little kids these days I swear

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desert_dweller5 0

you are lucky you didn't turn on the gas and win a darwin award!

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kimgolf 0

wtf how can you even remember that if you where uncontiouse?? well that was spelled wrong but not the point. lol is that even possible??

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batosai33 0

Murphy's law in action. how is this kids though?

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LoosechangeXxXx 0

That does suck but YDI for buying a parrot and a dog I love animals personally but it is your own fault for getting them.

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_gods_will_ 0

so we now know where the eye patch and parrot came from; how'd you get the peg leg?

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ksv101 3

Tom and jerry turn in to pauly the parrot and scooby doo

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

what the **** are u?? A pirate??? lol jk

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