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By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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You deserved it 2 658

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 337

You deserved it 38 278

Bad boy

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 749

You deserved it 112

By -_- - 29/03/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 979

You deserved it 5 357

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 870

You deserved it 47 211

By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 278

You deserved it 9 704

By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 384

You deserved it 6 389

By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 365

You deserved it 58 511

By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 312

You deserved it 32 631

Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 593

You deserved it 242

WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 124

You deserved it 648

DynamicDave 11

Monday 26 October 2009 19:33

Awesome. This actually made me laugh. not really an FML though.

EChan 1

Monday 26 October 2009 21:01

I couldn't figure out why a ball was getting bigger and bigger as it was coming towards me. Then it hit me.

Comments

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 26 October 2009 20:18

Aww :) I love German Shepherds!! Aren't they the cutest? They just love to cuddle as you are finding out.

Superawesomestev 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:41

so, is that it?

adamisserious 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:41

Some serious understanding the FML fail going on here.

Armin_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:43

'don't worry ma'am, he won't do anything'

allard 14

Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:41

'it's the husky you gotta look out for'

rosierosierosie 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:53

Ouch...dogs are annoying but god damn it they are cute.

MissGreenT 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:56

I am slightly disappointed in this one...I couldnt even stiffle a laugh....

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:46

So you're disappointed because it made you laugh when you didn't want to...?

shaneac 0

Friday 24 September 2010 4:07

#40 is right, stifle means hold back. So you're saying you're disappointed that you laughed. You probably meant that you couldn't even force a laugh. Sorry if I seemed like some grammar Nazi there...

winter_sky 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:00

I sort of assumed the dog barreled her over. I think being slammed into the ground by a giant dog is pretty fml-worthy. Unless the dog just ran up to her, in which case that would be lame.

rkcxenocide 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:29

If you didn't know, FML stands for: **** My Life. Life. If you were slammed by a German Shepard your life would certainly not be ******.

EChan 1

Monday 26 October 2009 21:01

I couldn't figure out why a ball was getting bigger and bigger as it was coming towards me. Then it hit me.

potsie 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:12

lol this was funnier than the actual FML. -maybe the OP was saying they got hit by the dog, too? I know my dogs will run into people to get toys

kukopia 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:03

OMG! OMG!! Balls in parks!?! Red balls?!?!? It's the APOCALYPS!!!! It is to yawn. We are 'not' amused...

Ky_123 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:04

German sheppard dog? what else is there? German sheppard cats? cows? birds?

HappyLoubear 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:20

Maybe they thought that people would think it was a German man. Who herds sheep.

null_fml 11

Monday 26 October 2009 22:24

Technically the full name of the breed is "German Shepherd Dog", which is why the breed is often abbreviated GSD. But the OP didn't capitalize Dog, so she probably didn't know that. Maybe she's just one of those people who likes to drive her ATV Vehicle down to the ATM Machine, where she has to put in her PIN Number. Maybe on her way... to... write the SAT Test? Or... buy a new... PC Computer... with a better CPU Unit?