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By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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Bad boy

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By -_- - 29/03/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 58 511

By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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You deserved it 32 631

Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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You deserved it 242

WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Monday 26 October 2009 19:33

Awesome. This actually made me laugh. not really an FML though.

EChan 1

Monday 26 October 2009 21:01

I couldn't figure out why a ball was getting bigger and bigger as it was coming towards me. Then it hit me.

Comments

bubblylovr 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:18

well did you MOVE??? duh

Jacoman 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:23

Wait, was this in Riverside? I have a German Shepard and we always kick her favorite red ball in the park!!!!

tmptmptmp 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:40

cuz there are millions of german shepards that run top speed at peoples legs. jk man, damn ankle biters.

Ryanrocket 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:41

BelaLugosisdead 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:54

Hahahaha....that's not an fml that's ****** funny.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 8:55

Amazing how SO MANY people have probably never seen a dog, if they don't realize the FML here is that she got the dog crashing into her.

Lizofsmeg 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:00

Just to clairfy, it did knock me down. Thought that was clear from the wording!

klpryde 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:24

Its a good thing you included the word 'dog' in this story. Otherwise, I would have pictured you being HOUSED by a huge, stampeding, blond man holding a crook... 0_o