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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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By das_shizzle - 30/09/2020 23:02 - United States - Montesano

Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML

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By Cass - 29/03/2012 02:03 - Australia

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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Good_old_Grim 8

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:05

Sounds like you just overdosed it.

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:12

If you use the right amount of it, only people within a foot of you should be able to smell it.

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ds1070 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 13:57

lolollollzzzz

01100110 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:03

Don't OD on perfume.

pirates_go_yarrr 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:12

Don't marinate in your perfume. :)

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:17

Haha #7 that's what I thought of too

Kitty34_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:47

Sorry - no sympathy here. I hate when people wear so much perfume that everyone else within 10 miles of you has to smell it. It's very ignorant.

guitardedman 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:53

if he could smell it walking into class YDI one spray is enough or even too much.

bobbinika 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:16

#15 i agree. if you think you didnt spray enough... it is. it should only be enough so that someone next to you can smell it.. not someone in a 50 mile radius.

Coffee_Kaioken 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:27

Actually, grandma's don't always smell so bad. If it's the right kinda smell, girls who smell like grandma's kind of emit a warm, caring, nurturing demeanor. I'd think guys find that attractive.