By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
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Same thing different taste

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YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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#44 stfu grandma. nobody cares what you think. this site is just to have fun and laugh at other peoples lives xD oh and YDI bigtime

Pretty much every "but I wanted to impress him/her" FML I've seen was a YDI. He musta had a good chuckle though :D

proudstub 0

#83 people wear makeup to _please_, there's a big difference between please and impress. But anyway, some people are just losing focus on what this website is all about; It's about having fun. We're all here to make (more or less mean) comments in a friendly atmosphere just for laughs. There's no point in starting flame wars. I think attraction is an instinctive behaviour and instinct is irrational, that's why we sometime act stupid when we're attracted to somebody.

A hot, sweaty, sticky girl screaming?....... Sounds like last night :P

Too much fail in this to comprehend. I think it's a guy. But only a 'catcher' would scream like a little bitch because they poured Sprite on themselves.

89 - There's not a big difference between pleasing others and impressing others. People wear make up to impress others. Don't try and justify your double standard to me, thanks. If you think it's fun to make mean comments, go for it. Don't sulk when someone points out the hypocrisy of your mean comments though.

hahayou12345 0

I don't know how pouring water over yourself would really turn a guy on. But that wasn't really smart. YDI, and you should have just walked up to him and said hi, start a conversation or something.

vt_mruhlin 0

Why were you walking on a track? What are you, like one of those old ladies that walks around the mall during the off hours?

Good news... I'm a guy and I totally would have been impressed! :) That is super sexy. ;) This makes you a cool freaking chick! Love it! :)