By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 769
You deserved it 103 421

Same thing different taste

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YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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mk1o3o 0

wait... girls would really think this and proceed to do this? i find that amazing.

#44 has it totally right. And #56, yes, I would absolutely be complaining about a guy being easy. When people treat themselves as nothing but sex objects, then they tell society that it is alright to treat others that way. And it's not.

proudstub 0

#92 not a big difference ? really ? Please (v): I. With a person as object: to satisfy, be agreeable to. a. To be agreeable; to give pleasure or satisfaction. Impress (v): a. To produce a deep effect or impression on the mind or feelings of; to affect or influence strongly. Usually said of the instrument. b. To affect (a person) strongly with an idea. Definitions from Oxford English Dictionary BTW, what double standard and what hypocrisy are you talking about ? you seem to be quite sensitive a person. Don't take it as if we were the Inquisition itself. Chill man.

deaditegirl 0

#92: First of all, don't assume your reasons for wearing makeup are the same as everyone else's. Second, there's a big difference between putting on makeup in the morning to look nice and saying to yourself, "OMG if I pour water on myself/make witty comments during a movie/do some other action then this person will totally think I'm awesome and like me!!!"

Agreed with #44 completely! ...But if people are doing dumb stuff already, we might as well laugh at it =] OP- this was so dumb on your part, YDI definitely.

Trying to impress someone with teh sexy: YDI

#92: WTF? When was the last time you wore makeup? Don't talk about things you don't understand. I have never, ever wore makeup to impress or please anyone but myself. I do it to feel an enhanced sense of beauty

Pouring water all over yourself while walking = a good way to impress someone.... NAHT