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By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

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By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML

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By MessedXUp - 25/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

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On the run

By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

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Curiouser 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:32

YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

antbait11 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:32

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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juicyjous 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:40

idiot

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:42

#25- Right, because the people who say "YDI for trying to impress someone by doing something stupid" couldn't possibly get peoples' attention by, you know, having an actual conversation or having some sort of meaningful interaction with them. I forgot that unless you ***** yourself out doing stupid things to try and impress attractive strangers, you can't possibly have any sort of positive social interaction with people.

lyndis_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:43

"#23 and the other people saying YDI for trying to impress someone just know that no one would ever be impressed by them, or try to impress them. =)" OK. So it's fine for you to insult many of the posters before you, but when I call you on it, that's wrong. Got it, thanks =) For the record, I have no trouble impressing people by just being myself. I'm sorry you need to try so hard.

unibrowicorn 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:47

I don't see why everyone thinks it's neccesary to repeat the same point over and over. YES,it was stupid to bring sprite when she's working out, but can't you see that someone else already said that?do any of you actually read the other comments?? The OP totally deserved this,yeah, but I still think it's hilarious.:)

Allster 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:48

I don't believe you.

gefanit 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:51

Who the **** goes for walking on a track and brings sugary goo instead of fresh water?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?! THATS WHY YOU ARE FAT

purplestuff_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:56

#21 sums it up for me.

Telcontar14 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:57

people do the stupidest things to try to impress people!!! Why on earth would you think dumping water on yourself is impressive anyway? Try something any retarded four year old couldn't do (and more successfully, might I add). YDI

mobius8 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:57

Hope you don't ever wear make up then 66, because that would make you a pretty massive hypocrite. =) And lyndis. You addressed me to say anyone(the OP presumably) who goes out of their way to impress someone is sad. I'm sorry if you can't recognise your nature, but it seems you came into the comments section solely to tell the OP she deserved it. I posted to give my sympathies to the OP. I don't think she deserved it for trying to impress someone, because I'm not a judgmental prude. And whatever you say lyndis. You seem pretty defensive for someone who doesn't need to impress, but I guess you have proved my comment about you having a "great personality" wrong.

proudstub 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:01

#64 hey, this is unfair, I was first to propose, you're a home wrecker, a couple of centuries ago I'd have challenged you to a duel. Well, if she finds you cuter than me then go ahead, no hard feelings :(