seriously. ive been reading down from the very first FML's and im now almost at the end. i have never once said "this isnt an FML" and have never been tempted to. congrats. youre the 1st person to ever make me feel this way. this isnt an FML.

Four score and seven kicks to the balls to go. Seriously do it.

while waiting for a boat, went to the toilets. I walked in and I saw a real goth-emo type person. I said 'I'm awefully sorry, I thought this was the ladies toilets!' I spun around. Turns out it was the ladies. The woman strutted out cursing at me.

just because you're pregnant, doesn't mean you're not fat

Well, there's a way to sell your product.

well I'm only 3 months now and I'm sartin to show. but that's only because I was so small that even that tiny little baby couldn't fit. most of it showing is the fluid tha houses the baby!

OP, thats far from an FML, you're gonna be a mommy soon!

so that means your NOT fat not a freakin fml

aww that's just soo rude

what a douche