By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 08:28 - Australia

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
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rosha267 21

How are apples an alternative to cigarettes?

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Egnar 19

"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.

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marinus_fml 19

In Armadale or Gosnells by any chance OP?

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kmeredith 8

haha nice! but it could have been coolbellup too! lol

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shutupYDI 4

I Like how this became an Aussie meeting

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ADub55 0

I dont Like how this became an Aussie meeting

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JacksonCampbell 9

Headshot! +50xp

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ragzy 7

I would have thrown the apples at you too! Apples ain't cigs! To continue the earlier theme, Balga?

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Link5794 18

133 Cigarettes are poison. They contain hydrogen cyanide, which is used for lethal injections.

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tjv3 10

throw them back at her face

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ragzy 7

Thank you Link for the information, I'm sure that that will aid in my attempts to quit. I had no idea that cigarettes were full of chemicals, all my packets are from the seventies and don't have the warnings on them. Appreciated.

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Daydreamer4466 6

I have family who live Perth love to visit some the people down under are good people. 

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GeraldisTheG 3

who the **** carries apples around with them

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Danny300 0

Most likely in Armadale, that's where all the hobo ***** live.

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muchagente 5

cigarettes hurt way less when thrown. next time give her some.

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mattmadden 0

OP meant the lady threw the APPLES at her.

No_LoveMM 3

That's why 2 said give her cigarettes, because they don't hurt as much when thrown...

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CryMoreFMLs 14

We should probably be more concerned whether or not she rubbed mouth herpes on those apples....

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Crlnprz 11

umm what? tht comment made no sense to me at all #51

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myxcure 2

I think it's funny, 48, that your next comment became 51 after your typo...

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Crlnprz 11

lmao yeah im iPhone n i well the keyboard is pretty small xD i admit i failed

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EvilPotato 14

kill her and eat her first born child.

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iAmScrubs 19

Eating a well balanced diet doesn't always help your health I guess.

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randomchickkk 0

looks like an apple day won't keep the doctor away

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katemasen 0

actually you were correct the first time with *an haha

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Mahomie123 0

right ^ haha if the word after starts with a vowel then it is "an"!!!! (:

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LexxyLiime 0

um yeah we know? ^ Its "an apple" not "a apple"

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shhhitsasecret 0

unless you start throwin the apples at your doctor. that oughtta keep em away. :)

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joooeee 3

you should have known it was gonna hurt. you did say she looks like she likes it rough

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Michigan_Girl 0

Throw them back at her.

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jbomber95 4

i would have beat her ass up, but op sounds like a bitch

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JManHobbs 0

Offer someone an apple and you're a bitch now? Ok.

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livin_plur 0

I think she meant bitch as in a pussy because she/he/whoever didnt stick up for themselves, though she doesn't smoke and was nice enough to offer the rude woman something to eat, op sounds smart if you ask me.

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

throw them back and make sure you know you can run fast.

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rosha267 21

How are apples an alternative to cigarettes?

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livin_plur 0

ha keepin ur health and I'm one I talk I smoke, but if somebody offered me an Appel instead I'd take it, it would keep my mind off the next cigarette for a while

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colonel42 0

hell yeah, you don't know what passes for a bong in the south.

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Egnar 19

"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.

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greg84_fml 21

Thank you! That's exactly why u had apples thrown at you.

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WCARlover 34

lol why would you offer her apples? you probably put razorblades in them didnt you?

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dr3amcatchr 2

lololol. LYL I Love Your Life.

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