By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 08:28 - Australia

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

rosha267 21

How are apples an alternative to cigarettes?

Egnar 19

"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Honestly, I would have thrown the apples at you too. I wonder what the woman said as OP walked away.

OnlyAFeckWanker 0

next time you see her, pin her down and rape her asshole until she cries then cum in her vag and shell get pregnant. LOL

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

YDI for assuming she's either homeless, or that she should take your self-righteous charity with grace. Perhaps you meant well, but honestly, mind your own business. Say 'no, I don't have any' and leave. In any case, F the apples's lives.

Maybe she meant rough looking as in violent not homeless and was trying to save herself from a possible beating..

a_nutritionist 10

mind your own business? then wouldnt that apply to the rude **** bothering random strangers for cigarettes?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

She's not the one writing the FML though. Common sense would tell OP to ignore panhandlers. It's not uncommon for people to ask for smokes. Why OP thought she'd want an apple, or two, even, is beyond me.

she never implied she was homeless, you're just assuming she thought that.

a_nutritionist 10

what youre saying doesnt make sense. so because the idiot isnt writing the fml, she shouldnt have to comply with your "mind your own business" rule? and how is something being common acceptable now? its common for people to drink and drive, does that make it acceptable too? this sounds like a really flimsy argument to me.

Now, whoa, first off... she didn't ask for apples, what the hell? Secondly... who the hell carries two apples? I mean one but two?

elenaa1121 4

hahaha this is funny. loll but why give her an apple?

TylersMB 0

why would you assume that apples are an alternative? should have jyst said no and walked away. and ive never really seen anybody carry apples around with them. just saying.

a_nutritionist 10

its called shopping. some people buy their own food. you might have seen them on tv leaving these things called "supermarkets" or other such fmcg retail stores.

TylersMB 0

ahhhh i see i see. yes i think ive done that before. but i wouldnt take some new apples that i just bought from this "supermarket" you speak of and give it to some random woman whose addicted to smoking.

a_nutritionist 10
omg_a_BALLOON 0

How do you like them apples?