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By beetregeneration - 16/11/2016 23:47 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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Wet leg

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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Thursday 17 November 2016 16:37

Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.

socialproduct 19

Thursday 17 November 2016 18:12

I feel like OP may have made it more awkward than it needed to be.

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wallmaria 15

Friday 18 November 2016 1:47

nohomo

Illen 1

Friday 18 November 2016 3:46

You made the right choice, OP. Never play 'Dicken' with your Prof.

bartsj88 6

Friday 18 November 2016 4:04

Situations are awkward only if you made them awkward. You made that awkward for no reason! YDI

lululand315 12

Friday 18 November 2016 4:05

This made me laugh so hard after such a crazy day. Thank you, OP!

Strega 5

Friday 18 November 2016 23:27

In my country we have this cool thing called stalls, when you can do your business in private :P

Dean__Winchester 16

Sunday 20 November 2016 17:50

I burst out laughing reading this. Best one a I've seen in a LONG time!

Stan017 6

Saturday 8 April 2017 19:26

I kinda understand OP's awkwardness a little... though I'm female. Once there was a academic event which had a buffet dinner at the end of it. I went to the restroom the same time my prof did... there were only two cubicles..... I couldn't really get myself to pee till she finished, washed her hands and told me she'd wait outside for me. Too awkward...