Work: Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While...

By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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You deserved it 5 523

Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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You deserved it 3 888

Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 241

You deserved it 784

By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 432

You deserved it 7 420

Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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You deserved it 202

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 465

You deserved it 6 021

By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 11 013

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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You deserved it 12 554

By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 050

You deserved it 6 565

Slippery when oiled

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 12:00

Today, as I walked with a coworker to my office through a gas station, I slid on some oil and fell right on my ass. He helped by holding my lunch. My jeans are ruined and I'm too broke to buy a new pair. FML

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You deserved it 112

Cad6 24

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:23

Nice catch.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:27

He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that. I see some late nights at the office in your future.

Comments

tklone329 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:03

Youlle be 1st to get a raise :D

thunter2000 2

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:03

So that is how he made his hiring decision

justcallmemini 15

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:07

please tell me ur a female

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:12

Are you homophobic, or something? What difference does it make what gender OP is?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:35

60's comment may have come across as homophobic but I'm sure some guys would prefer a female grabbing their crouch vs another dude. So I would say it does make a difference. If it doesn't matter to you who touches you there, that's you. JS

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:50

Thank you 73! I'm tired of people throwing around the words "homophobic" and "biphobic". If a gay guy comes on to a straight guy and he's uncomfortable, it doesn't mean he's a homophobe. It just means he's straight. Although 60 sounded homophobic, it may just be because he would prefer OP was a girl because that's wwhat he's into. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, doesn't make them "...-phobic".

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 18 March 2012 22:46

Way I see it, it's an extremely awkward situation regardless of which gender it happens too, so gender isn't important in this case.

123kookypoo 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:13

Well, was it good support?

amandamatejek 1

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:21

It wasn't in accident(;

handsfree 2

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:24

Ask him if he had a good time

BunBunBabe 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:35

Hey you'll probably get the job now!

ddeathbombb 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:40

Wow umm so I think youre not getting hired

jarad206 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:40

If you're a girl: raise... If you're a guy: FIRED

perdix 29

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:41

You got the job -- don't lay it on too thick by showing off your extra skills! At least you didn't break your ankle and have to be taken away in a cab.