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By OhWhoCares - 17/08/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML
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OhWhoCares 42

I got an FML published!!! Lol wow and I submitted it when I was still pretty upset I didn't think it'd get published :P Okay anyway I ended up calling the police and they were able to find him, along with my books and apparently a ton of other stuff since he'd been robbing people all day and drugs. Hopefully this isn't an omen or anything about my upcoming semester...

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Sebastian2022 22

Who on earth wants to steal college books? :P

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RedDelirium 14

Good luck at UNI!!! The first few weeks can be overwhelming and stressful, but once you sink into it you will have such a great time :) I'm in my second semester and I am really starting to enjoy it! Don't be afraid to change courses either if what you have chosen isn't right for you :D

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Flyndaran 10

I'll never forget the time long ago when my 16 year old half brother tried to beat up 12 year old me. His punches were so weak I couldn't get up from the couch due to laughing. His face turned purple. Serves him right for starting a fight.

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pixigem 15

Now everytime I watch SouthPark, I will be thinking of this haha!

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L0ts0b0ts 14

you did deserve it but YLS because it was a waste of money

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