By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
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plexico 3

You should have eaten his brains just for fun. I wonder if a Cokeheads brains taste at all like Coke? I'd prefer Diet Coke-flavored brains, please. I'm trying to lose a few.

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MiseryMan 0

You ******* racist!

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iFruit 0

I'm gonna be a zombie for halloween! Any tips for my costume?

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czechmate 0

YDI going to a party dressed as a zombie.

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bohler86 2

whos the coke head the neighbor or or the lame ass going to a halloween party 28 days early? lame

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NokeyPlc 1

You were lucky, in most zombie games, one uses a shotgun

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collegeshmollege 0

shoot, if it's not halloween, and I see a zombie around, I would have run it over. You're lucky.

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xFaust_fml 12

Zombies rock. Well at least it means that your costume was realistic!

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athos1237 4

I laugh at you in a Northerly direction since I'm way South in Houston, TX. Stupid coked out Canknuckleheads!

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CrazyOldSoldier 0

LOL, that's hilarious. Maybe he thought you wandered off the set of Thriller twenty-seven years ago and got lost! =D

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