Work: Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first...

By CheesyCasey - 30/05/2013 00:51 - United States - Detroit

Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first and only employee in the history of the business to set an apron on fire while using the grill. FML

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Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML

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Today, at work, our new chef managed to start a grease fire. We couldn’t put it out because he managed to splash the flaming grease onto the fire extinguisher. Yes, we couldn’t put out a fire because our fire extinguisher was on fire. The fire department guys just laughed and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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By I followed her orders! - 04/12/2023 07:00 - United States

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By Tiana - 09/01/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

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By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 04:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML

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First day

By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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dathan 14

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:03

Only? They immediately prohibited the aprons again?

ChrisWaines 9

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:02

That's unfortunate, at least you're not hurt enough to not be able to do anything. In a while though, you and your coworkers will look back at this and laugh.

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ChrisWaines 9

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:02

That's unfortunate, at least you're not hurt enough to not be able to do anything. In a while though, you and your coworkers will look back at this and laugh.

PhotoSmith 25

Thursday 30 May 2013 11:08

You are assuming they were not laughing already. That would happen where I work.

dathan 14

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:03

Only? They immediately prohibited the aprons again?

isallwaysme 27

Thursday 27 June 2013 13:56

he said the only one in the history

brittyboo123 35

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:04

Congratulations on your accomplishment!

carnage45567 10

Friday 31 May 2013 7:32

He is a real hot shot getting fired up like that 

Wizardo 33

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:15

The only explanation is that you were using a flame grill... if not then you must have had a frilly maid apron with tassels at the bottom.

MrClean17 15

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:03

Either way I don't trust OP in the kitchen

jman26 11

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:17

At least people have something to remember you by

SokDek 14

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:19

Who knows maybe it'll catch on like that shaky Harlem thing or whatever that crap was...

sonofCali 6

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:21

You shouldn't do that

kozzard 17

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:25

I guess you're a hot shot on the grill huh?

armoso231 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:28

I think it's trying to communicate... What should I do?

PhDInLife 8

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:28

That sounds scary! But on the bright side, it sounds as if you are okay and you didn't have to burn through your sick time. Always a good thing when you can keep your cool, especially in situations that can heat up quickly!!