Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth...

By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 08:00 - Australia

Today, two of my daughter's fish died after owning them for a year. Yesterday I spent $400 on a new bigger fish tank so that they would be happier. I built the stand, set it up, and got everything running. All I had to do was let it run for a week so that the pH would be fine for them, and then move them across. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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_pk_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:37

I think you've been using DOG FOOD to feed your fish. That pretty much explains everything you said.

Ligerie 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:35

Just get another one, they're like three bucks

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rl90 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:24

HAHAHAHAHAHA you suck at making shit up. YDI for being a complete retard on the easiest pets to own in the world. And for thinking fish need pounds of food monthly. BAHAHAHA.

hazelwolfeyes 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:47

:( poor little fish... i was devastated when my goldfish died...he was little feeder fish...n lived little over a yr...n was half the size of a dollar bill...big little monster...^-^ he was my bobo... :( then one day...he just...went to the big...toilet bowl...in the clouds...may he rest in peace... dont try n stuff him like the last FML idiot who stuffed her cat n let her dog eat it... :D if you havent already (cause i realize this MIGHT have been weeks ago or a few days)...you should do a funeral...my brother went to a goldfishes funeral...where they had a wake..an open casket...n served fish crackers, fish sticks, n something else the shape of a fish. it was cute...n funny...n it relieved some of the pain the owners felt...they buried him at sunset...my brother said it was beautiful... get another fish...n just be more careful...feeder fish have proven to be fighters for me...n live alot longer than some of the more expensive fish i have bought in the past...

flyingpan8 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:34

dude, that wasn't fish food. that was kitty litter. you dumb moron! learn how to read you dumb ****. and stop dipping your tiny dick into the fishbowl and tricking the fish into thinking that it's a worm (why wouldn't they think it, your prick is probably that small anyways) and making your fish give you a bj after you feed them ******* kitty litter! you are an asshole. being stupid is bad enough, but *********** with little fish?! **** you!

vvvalori 0

Monday 27 July 2009 15:35

okay...what? Women don't have penises, dumbass.

Adeyy 3

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:11

Touché

mylifestoryy 6

Monday 27 July 2009 9:54

that stinks lol just get a beta they last longer :P

jasax1 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:08

Major thumbs down to anyone who moderated this one. I usually give far-fetched FMLs the benefit of the doubt, but this one... wow.

mylifesucks82 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:36

haha thats funnny but it totally sucks lol

monkeyspark 6

Monday 27 July 2009 13:21

That doesnt mean it's dead... It means it's just constipated. Unless it IS actually dead.

ANTONKR 0

Monday 27 July 2009 14:26

maybe he confused a bowl with an aquarium?

vvvalori 0

Monday 27 July 2009 15:29

Actually, it's a good example of stupidity.

ozymandias_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 15:44

Has to be made up. The most a fish in a 'bowl' would eat in a month is a few ounces -- unless you are *way* overfeeding them. Since you keep fish in a 'bowl' I am going to guess you have no clue how to care for them.