Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth...

By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 08:00 - Australia

Today, two of my daughter's fish died after owning them for a year. Yesterday I spent $400 on a new bigger fish tank so that they would be happier. I built the stand, set it up, and got everything running. All I had to do was let it run for a week so that the pH would be fine for them, and then move them across. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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_pk_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:37

I think you've been using DOG FOOD to feed your fish. That pretty much explains everything you said.

Ligerie 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:35

Just get another one, they're like three bucks

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iloveparis_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:16

No this is not a fake, it's just that the person is a dumbass...

Shoopman 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:22

What the hell kind of fish do you have? Fish food weighs like an ounce, and lasts for several months. Unless you're keeping some massive carnivorous fish in your house that eats other fish or large pieces of meat, this is fake.

dustbunnies 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:36

P.S. sorry about your fish =(

Emberlin 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:44

just buy another one

rl90 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:56

this is the dumbest FML ever. it makes no sense. a fish doesn't eat that much food. unless you have a ******* killer whale or something. and can't you just return the food?

ghostychi 9

Monday 27 July 2009 4:13

let's look at it this way, you said you got the food so you wouldn't have to come back for a while. so the fish decided that if you didn't want to be there for a while they decided that it was there time to die.

GriefBacon 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:19

I assume from how you phrased it that you only had one fish. A month's worth of food for one fish would fit in your pocket. Unless, of course, your fish is a huge shark, in which case this story would be believable.

erijgio82489 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:25

Awwwe haha. You Starved the poor thing, the month dosent start on the 26th!!!! haha

dlogan93 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:26

fish food doesn't weigh SHIT wtf where you FEEDING him?? i call fake, you dickfuck.

erijgio82489 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:29

#102 Not all fish eat flakes and pellets. Some fish eat other fish which can weign alot I know cause I have a piranha and a months worth can actually weigh ALOT, your a douche.