Transportation: Today, I was walking to work through a bad part of town. A man... - FML

By lookbothways - 06/10/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, I was walking to work through a bad part of town. A man yelled something at me, but knowing what part of town I was in, I ignored him and kept walking. Two seconds later I got hit by a car. Turns out, he was trying to warn me about the car coming right towards me. FML

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cantthink123 12

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:24

I'm the OP - just to let you know, I'm a young girl in my 20's, so I generally try to be careful in high crime areas. If that makes me a bad person, then okay. I was crossing the street from one side, and the road curved so I couldn't see the car coming. The guy was on the other side of the road. I'm fine now, I was only in the hospital for a couple of hours, broken leg and a couple of stitches.

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 6 October 2010 9:01

Watch where you're going.

dreamering 16

Wednesday 6 October 2010 9:02

Are you writing from the heaven?

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HmongJohn 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 2:00

Just because someone lives in a bad part of town doesn't make them a bad person.

meouch 6

Friday 15 November 2013 3:56

That sounds like the story from Malcolm in the Middle

dragonvale19 12

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:42

Im sorry about what happened 4 years ago.

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