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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:08

burned

sabbathblck666 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:08

somebody call the whaaambulance

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rogueangel9 4

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:30

you look like a Monet? really good from a distance but skatzad close up.

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:31

Whiner alert!

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:37

What's up with your dog? Looks like a panda :)

raineydayes 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:02

I love how iicaptain has a new dog picture everyday. Dogs are the best. :)

lulu_06 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:31

HAHAA REJECTED !

CitrusGirl 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:33

what a whiner. they didn't say she looked ugly did they? just that she looked less hot close up

selenagirl_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:33

YDI for passing by!!!!!!!!!! lol jk.

jumpinurpants 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:34

#39 are u pregnant?

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:41

'Is that a dog?' I can understand. 'Is that a fuzz ball?' I can relate to. But 'are you pregnant?'...

v_garcia3 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:50

45: no pregnant girl has their stomach that high up!!! ur an idiot

RainbowBitch15 11

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:55

it's a mogwai!!! :D ur gonna kill it keepin it in the sun... :(

huggi09 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:02

45 YDI WTF it's a gah damn dog can you really be that ****** stupid

selenagirl_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:27

97, its a Guh damn bunny!!!! lolz

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:36

My bunny keeps on confusing people :)

selenagirl_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:59

at least I knew it was a bunny...

melainie 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:38

as long as your confident, who thé **** cares what a dumbass Guy says. thé fact that hé would even say that infront of you shows his an idiot

RainbowBitch15 11

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:53

that baby is adorable!

manda980 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:43

u shoulda said at least I'm not as bad at u....if he was uglyy

mc4_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:48

isn't everyone hotter from a distance?

roflinyourwaffle 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:50

incorrect. please try again.

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:57

nope but I have been told I look Mexican from a distance :/

selenagirl_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:57

so? boo hoo for you...

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Today my dad asked if he could walk me down the aisle at my wedding. I was just too speechless to respond. He asked me on my doorstep, at 2 a.m., which was also our first ever meeting since he abandoned my mom when she was 5 months pregnant with me, and just disappeared for 28 years. FML

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