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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:08

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Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:08

somebody call the whaaambulance

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NeverBAckDown_fml 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 10:27

i ******* LOL'd

Uranus_fml 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 11:54

Maybe you do.

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Wednesday 28 July 2010 18:29

Time for a makeover, OP!

UnluckyDom 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 21:19

Maybe if you meet a guy with a 75 foot dick you can still have sex?

mrmaks18 7

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:29

op just to make you feel better I'll have a look close up and I'll let you know I've lost count of the people I've helped on fml

PazBANG 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:06

Haha the good old "good from far but far from good" :)

KP_89 0

Friday 30 July 2010 9:14

Ha that just makes me laughh lol

KP_89 0

Friday 30 July 2010 9:14

Ha that just makes me laughh lol

randomdude63 3

Friday 30 July 2010 16:59

hey they said HOTTER from a distance they still think she is hot

yoitsdomka 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:35

Haha, it's happened to me too xD One of them was like "Yeah mate, they all look good from afar..." Made me laugh actually xD

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