Love: Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating...

By Shuttie - 18/01/2013 12:55 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 12:00

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

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By Embarassed - 24/08/2011 02:44 - United Kingdom

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By I hate myself - 21/09/2023 22:00

Today, wanting to get revenge at my ex for and the woman he cheated on me with, I invaded their wedding during the ceremony and objected to their marriage, laying out all the facts about how they started their nasty relationship built on betrayal. I was thrown out by security as they laughed at me. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By randy - 16/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my cheating ex is telling everyone she knows that I'm a stalker, abuser, and manipulator. I was always there for her and was trying to talk to her. The other guy was the guy she lost her V-card to in high school. He deals drugs, and beat his ex, even her back in the day. She has nothing but praise for him. FML

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Jessj958 19

Friday 18 January 2013 18:51

Next time, rehearse it silently, in your head, so no one hears you. I bet you were embarrassed!

SeepingSarcasm 7

Friday 18 January 2013 19:01

Why would you want to risk spoiling a bunch of peoples mood at a party just to ''have a go'' at your ex? You should change your attitude, no one likes an attention seeker. If you don't, you are bound to have a few more exes in the future.

Comments

Jeffers123 5

Friday 18 January 2013 20:07

George Clooney?

sesor 7

Friday 18 January 2013 20:28

Omg. You would have looked like a massive goof ball.

simoncat 11

Friday 18 January 2013 20:59

At least the cheating asshole heard it. And you didn't mess up what you were gonna say. In my book- you won.

Tidus0 17

Friday 18 January 2013 20:59

Why would you intentionally go to a party where your ex is just to go off at him. No wonder why he left you. Your a complete nutcase who deserves to be single. You need to get over the relationship and if you can't perhaps consider whether the party is right for you. Sorry if that sounds harsh but I don't feel the slightest sorry for you.

klonnq 4

Friday 18 January 2013 21:21

Well, at least he heard the unfiltered version...

stephiijo 15

Friday 18 January 2013 21:29

Well. Now you don't have to repeat yourself.

xrawritsashleyx 11

Friday 18 January 2013 21:41

Lol you sound like a psycho bitch. Going to the party to start a fight with your ex? Pathetic. Hahaha

Animegirl531 15

Friday 18 January 2013 22:09

Why would you say it out loud!? Haha stupid but whatever.

EvilUndead 9

Friday 18 January 2013 22:25

Don't you have anything better to do? Your relationship is over, so let him be and find yourself somebody else. No need to waste your time on your exes.