Intimacy: Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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Oddly specific

By RowerBud - 02/07/2021 02:01 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML

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By AlexaSt2611 - 25/08/2010 00:08 - Paraguay

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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Cute but… TMI

By heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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Big one

By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 14:30

Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Monday 23 November 2015 19:32

This is the breast story I've ever heard.

thecitizen 15

Monday 23 November 2015 19:26

Become a model ;)

Comments

vikky538 28

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:52

Wonderful. You got all the stuff you need in life right on your chest

upsetpastry 10

Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:34

Not my proudest fap…

Asianjaned 9

Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:38

Throw on a wig, sit in front of a mirror and use your less dominant hand...LMAO!

KRYPYAT 14

Tuesday 24 November 2015 21:11

Best plot twist ever

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 24 November 2015 21:40

I have the wierdest boner right now.

jakeyjakey1232 9

Wednesday 25 November 2015 3:04

You're gonna make me cum dude

OrganicSistah 17

Wednesday 25 November 2015 5:44

Lmfao

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 26 November 2015 3:10

I don't mind a man with a rack.

thomassilva0 11

Thursday 26 November 2015 6:12

Where'd my boner go?

GhostFox 33

Thursday 26 November 2015 7:42

You're someone's fantasy OP. Just a matter of finding them. Or if the FML is your issues with your body image, take steps to change it. If it's about getting turned on by your own reflection... Eh, arousal can show up even when the rest of you doesn't want it to.