Not so special

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

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Same thing different taste

By f4444 - 21/12/2015 05:38 - United States - Highland Park

Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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You deserved it 251

Add another to the score

By seriously? - 25/02/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

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You deserved it 35 614

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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You deserved it 3 846

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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You deserved it 6 224

In the dark

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 20:02 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 667

You deserved it 1 135

By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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You deserved it 7 998

Deception

By that'sokay - 12/05/2020 23:00

Today, I found out the guy I have been sleeping with didn't actually break up with his girlfriend. She just moved for a few weeks during quarantine. They are now living with each other, and I'm alone and confused. FML

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You deserved it 496

Mr Commitment

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 05:00

Today, after I caught my (now ex) boyfriend cheating. He told me that it isn't my business if he was seeing other woman, because we didn't had an official relationship. We have been living together in a house we bought, for two years now. FML

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You deserved it 152

Red flag!

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the guy I've been in an exclusive, serious relationship with for the last twelve months has been using online dating apps for the past three months, but it's "only chatting" and he doesn't consider it cheating. FML

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You deserved it 106

tounces7 27

Saturday 4 April 2020 4:13

He's probably lying about the just-kissing part too. He's just working up to "Kiss each others genitals".

lifeis4me 20

Saturday 4 April 2020 1:38

Why do people always think crummy spouses are the victim’s fault? People are able to hide their bad sides

Comments

WistayShlaio82 13

Friday 3 April 2020 8:16

You have interesting taste in men.

lifeis4me 20

Saturday 4 April 2020 1:38

Why do people always think crummy spouses are the victim’s fault? People are able to hide their bad sides

WistayShlaio82 13

Saturday 4 April 2020 4:11

Maybe they should focus on themselves and learn to see people for what they really are instead of trying so hard to get into a relationship. Your move sonic

tounces7 27

Saturday 4 April 2020 4:12

Spouse? They're dating, not married. As far as tastes go...you can't be blamed for everything someone you date does, but at some point, after you find yourself dating the SAME TYPE of person, over and over again? At that point, it's 100% on you.

pjsr 32

Friday 3 April 2020 8:25

Now you know that a guy also has to tell you the same thing. It isn’t something you announce on your own.

julfunky 29

Friday 10 April 2020 15:41

If she said “if we sleep together that means we are exclusive” and he decides to sleep with her under those conditions it would be considered an agreement to any rational mind. At the very least he would need to verbally disagree for this to be put on her. Which, given the fact that she was blindsided by this, I assume he didn’t. Yea, it should have been a conversation, not a declaration. But she said it. And he didn’t object.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 April 2020 9:13

I hope you mean EX-guy you've been dating and sleeping with. Too bad the English language doesn't have a single word (even a compound word) that captures whole phrase. "I hope you mean EX-(blah blah)" would sound a lot punchier.