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By Jennyfromdablock - 31/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 06:00

Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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cinnaluna 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:18

Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?

SweetestSin 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:11

you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?

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blakehilli8 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:08

firs again

itsgen 16

Thursday 31 December 2009 12:36

low life

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2

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skyboy_fml 2

Wednesday 12 May 2010 17:50

ROFL did he eat it?

pingpongpickle 8

Wednesday 9 June 2010 9:34

that's nasty. date someone who can speak English

cooluc 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:08

Looks like some one does not understand the concept of 'Subtlety'

omgzKailey 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:09

LOLOL funniest FML ever. At least he didn't freak out.

Lisimal 7

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:10

So he said it like that? Did he say ET go home, as well? That's what you get for being so easy.

singer4life666 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:10

Atleast he didn't say anything offensive or freak out haha.

ameliafmlr 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:41

was the booger he said u had his? just went on ur face from his noes when u kissed haag

SweetestSin 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:11

you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?

zelly05 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:14

oh wow YDI

people_annoy_me 23

Wednesday 28 May 2014 22:32

cinnaluna 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:18

Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?

Starfire22 5

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:39

I was wondering the same thing...

Euphorically 14

Friday 1 January 2010 1:48

He went in for the kiss?

Sunnytweet79 0

Friday 8 January 2010 22:53

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:18

LMAO!!! well u should have politely told him that it came from him

GeorgeBoosh 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:44

So you lick it off your lip, chew it a bit, then spit it in his face and say: "It's yours and I'm not hungry thanks"

cameron194 9

Thursday 22 November 2012 2:32

67, that was a disturbing image that I didn't particularly want/need... The thought of that scenario you just depicted literally makes me cringe in disgust :/ if I could thumb you're comment down more than one, I would..