By Anonymous - 27/11/2012 21:04 - Sweden - ?rsta

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Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML
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bigbadtim 7

I bet you're glad that you decided to investigate that.

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jawztheshark 6

Why would you randomly watch videos from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions?

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batmans_pancakes 2

You shouldn't have done the investigating then.

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MrThumbsItUpMan 8

It would of been awkward as **** IF your dad caught you watching his **** tape. You wouldn't be able to look at your dad the same way IF he caught you

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winnerme123 8

Reread the FML. You wouldn't of made this stupid ass comment IF you would of read it correctly the first time.

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isableha 9

Where does it say OP was watching ****?

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ICastillo 24

Eh everybody does it man.... Some a little more aggressive than others...hmm ok maybe a lot more aggressive.

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gracehi 31

On the bright side, you now have blackmail material. "Clean my room? Sure, Dad. I'll start by organizing my VIDEO collection..."

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stormchaser24 24

Was this in school or did you just YouTube 80's Sexual dysfunctions?

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mikeymayhem_87 15

It could be a combo of the two... The class may have had to watch YouTube vids of 80s sexual dysfunctions. Just sayin'....

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DracoSpirita 21

I have a question. Why on earth were you watching that video?!

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tehcyberman 9

Sex-Ed, maybe? Granted, that's a strange video to watch, even for sex-Ed.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Isn't that part of being a dude? And a teenager?

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't think a "crippling masturbation problem" is part of being a dude. That's the low budget gender reassignment surgery. Yank it till it falls off.

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