Intimacy: Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions,...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2012 21:04 - Sweden - ?rsta

Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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To catch a perv'

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:38

I bet you're glad that you decided to investigate that.

jawztheshark 6

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:39

Why would you randomly watch videos from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions?

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avifors 10

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:13

The skeleton has tumbled out of the closet...

SoylentCandycorn 10

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:21

With one hand down its pants, and a copy of Sorority ***** 7 in the other.

SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:43

Last comment! i win

Reaper5639 16

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:47

Bitch please.

Old_Iron_Sides 6

Wednesday 28 November 2012 10:09

He used to have a crippling masturbation problem, now he has a crippling "boning your mom" problem...

diva239 8

Wednesday 28 November 2012 10:48

Lol that's pretty funny. Does your dad know that you know?

PrettyInScarlett 9

Wednesday 28 November 2012 10:53

That's always good to know. Sorry op

Akicar 1

Wednesday 28 November 2012 11:57

I'm just curious.. Why where you even watching a video from the 80's on sexual dysfunction. :|

nightwishs 13

Wednesday 28 November 2012 12:41

No disrespect but this is an illness that your father overcame I respect him. He's been with your mum this long I'd be thankful he changed .

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 28 November 2012 12:44

Why would you even investigate that ? Ydi for looking into things you shouldn't .

Carlitosfmc 18

Wednesday 28 November 2012 12:45

It's genetic?

sillyyanks 24

Wednesday 28 November 2012 16:40

THIS COULD BE THE BEST FML ON THE WEBSITE!!! HAHAH

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