Intimacy: Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions,...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2012 21:04 - Sweden - ?rsta

Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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To catch a perv'

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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Danger zone

By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:38

I bet you're glad that you decided to investigate that.

jawztheshark 6

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:39

Why would you randomly watch videos from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions?

Comments

BlueFlatts 20

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:28

I can just imagine how scarred I'd feel of I found out one of my parents had the same problem. But I'd sure as hell prevent me from being even remotely like that. Sorry, but YDI for digging deeper on a video like that. You wanted the truth, you can't handle the truth.

deathtothepix 26

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:32

At least your dad didn't walk in on you watching the video. I think that awkwardness would have been slightly more unbearable. Or if he had walked in and said, "Man, they were some good times."

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:41

What? He couldn't get it up or he couldn't stop masturbating? Hey, I want to know. It's not like it's my dad. :P

ToniTigger 3

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:47

Or your dad was an actor who got paid to be in an psa.

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:03

I'm thinking the OP was conceived by her mom scooping up her dad's spooge off the wall and jamming it up in her. Anyone with me?

Epikouros 31

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:13

There's a Kurt Vonnegut novel in which the survival of humanity depended on a similar technique. The wife of the last man on Earth manually impregnated the last surviving fertile woman.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 28 November 2012 5:58

She probably used a turkey baster to pick it up and shoot it inside her.

justin528 4

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:25

Just be glad it didn't show a video of his privates or pics. Sorry op

Epikouros 31

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:08

We don't know that the video didn't show his private parts. A Swedish sex documentary from the 1980s could be pretty graphic. In fact, I remember seeing a **** movie in a seedy French theater in the 1990s that was a spoof of Swedish sex education. It involved an alternative use for a Volvo's gearstick.

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:30

I hope this horrifying revelation happened whilst you were in private, looking at old sex ed videos because they're so wrong they're funny/disturbing (did you know that lesbians had elongated clitorises that they used in lieu of penises? nope, neither did any of the lesbians I know who saw that particular old 'fact'), rather than in class where they still show these videos.