Love: Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal...

By WartCream - 18/08/2013 00:27 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML

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Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

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Sunday 18 August 2013 9:35

Hope you got the number from the ad.

Accuraxy 10

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:35

It was pretty rude, but at least he has a sense of humor. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Comments

MiseryLuvsCmpany 12

Sunday 18 August 2013 10:14

That sucks OP but maybe he was just trying to lighten the mood? If not, kind of rude don't ya think?

RodzillaX 30

Sunday 18 August 2013 10:17

Just be glad they really don't talk. Consider yourself lucky.

Martinez0285 28

Sunday 18 August 2013 10:33

well if they did.. you could be the new star of the commercial

LennyComa 39

Sunday 18 August 2013 10:38

That's still a better love stor....no wait to old Wart a .....no puns are out now to Justin Beiber refere......nah they are even wearing thin..................... At least he loves you wart's n all.....Best I can do today

AtomicDiamond87 15

Tuesday 20 August 2013 13:45

So happy you finished a sentence

fsomelife 26

Sunday 18 August 2013 10:57

What'd they say in response?

Bevspeaks 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 11:19

Unless Op does only have one wart, but having dealt with warts before myself, I highly doubt there was only one wart. But there is always a first time

jeffwolff96 6

Sunday 18 August 2013 12:12

Well "wart" are you gonna do about it??

revolution4ever 14

Sunday 18 August 2013 12:19

I'm failing to see the FML in this. Your boyfriend didn't make fun of you and wasn't being mean so what's the problem, he spoke a legitimate statement?