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By WartCream - 18/08/2013 00:27 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML

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By Sad.To.Be.Me. - 13/01/2012 23:56 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

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Sunday 18 August 2013 9:35

Hope you got the number from the ad.

Accuraxy 10

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:35

It was pretty rude, but at least he has a sense of humor. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

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airwoman2013 6

Sunday 18 August 2013 13:52

At least it wasn't that nasty toe nail fungus commercial....

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 18 August 2013 14:39

He might think you are crazy but maybe having it "whisper" things to you might change his idea...but still those adds work...

Blink_me26 21

Sunday 18 August 2013 17:01

I used to have warts all over my hands and I definitely would not want them talking to me

tazzy349 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 17:30

Eeeeew

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 18 August 2013 19:12

Reminds me of the Mucinex cold medicine commercial, where all the rude talking booger blobs inside your lungs wear wife beater t shirts.

starile 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 19:24

#7 would've actually been funny if there was one wart in question!

RA91 26

Sunday 18 August 2013 19:33

That was mean, but funny, lol

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 18 August 2013 20:07

He might be joking. Lighten up

brezy123 1

Sunday 18 August 2013 23:12

nice choice in boyfriends.... enough said... remove the warts and remove the idiot who thinks they can talk

darylwill1 2

Monday 19 August 2013 6:55

Oh damn that's messed up

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