By larrythelobster - 11/02/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, one of my junior marines called to tell me they were in an accident that totaled both cars. The car he hit was parked in a nearby parking garage. It was mine. FML
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niallo 23

As bad as it is for you, if you are his superior officer I think that this will rapidly become a **** His Life.

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Qandol 26

Good luck to him, as a former Marines I know what happens next lol..

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niallo 23

As bad as it is for you, if you are his superior officer I think that this will rapidly become a **** His Life.

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bigred121970 10

Wrong. Being former Navy I'm familiar with this. CO's don't go after subordinates for wrecking a car or dating their daughters like tv portrays.

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never_three 21

I mean, if he hit the parked car hard enough to bend the frame, either with his moving vehicle alone or by pushing it into a pillar or wall, it's totaled.

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dyllan1000 10

You smack into it really hard. Assuming it was in a parking lot he must've been speeding pretty badly

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blupenguin29 14

The same way you total a car at a stoplight

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RichardPencil 30

Hoo-hah! Drop and give me twenty ... thousand dollars!

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jcash52426 5

While it was bad that they totaled 2 car, assuming they new your car was the other that got totaled I think they were just being responsible and telling you what happened.

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yutttt337 0

The green weenie strikes again

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yutttt337 0

The green weenie strikes again

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mcruff 12

He's gonna be doing ALL the push-ups

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seanthadon 3

how did 2 cars, let alone 1 car, get totalled in a parking garage? how fast was he going?

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clumsydude765 2

Marines are a special type of people. They regularly do things that no human should be dumb enough to do

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