By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

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Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
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plaguer 26

Better than him refusing to have sex at all, I guess.

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naxeeb 33

Ask him to do Kegel Excercises! It'll help both of you :)

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glabberfasted 16

Men can do kegel exercises, too... Although it's usually for urinary incontinence problems. I doubt it'll help his premature ejaculation.

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jeepers_1 21

It's been shown that kegel exercises can help men as well with ejaculation. It has to do with controlling the ******.

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ilovefall10 21

Maybe it was so good that he couldn't help it?

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olpally 32

Giggity! Hahaha. At least you're getting laid!

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glabberfasted 16

What's the point of a woman "getting laid" if it never reached the end point because the guy finishes early? That's so annoying and not satisfying.

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mullet3388 16

good thing that men dont care and we got ours too bad for you

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LarissaT18 18

#100 Speak for yourself. There are real men out there who do care.

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jazzy_123 20

my boyfriend felt terrible because last night he was only able to last like 1-2 mins. I guess it WAS my fault because I woke him up and he was exhausted. It's rare when he lasts that long unless it's a quickie, but for the most part he cares about me and makes sure I feel pleasure before he's done. So speak for yourself when you say guys don't care if his woman is done or not! #100

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debbster7 18

I see this as proof that commercials are way too long now!

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rg350dx 29

That's been my excuse for way too long.

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thatnucca 36

Sometimes a quickie is just that quick...

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carecow 16

Keep practicing and you'll might break the world record!

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Fermion 20

The average masturbating time is around 3 minutes for guys. In other words it's normal.

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JKROB 16

did he at least toss you a vibrator and a magazine?

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