Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black...

By notarobber - 15/05/2013 07:20 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

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You deserved it 10 115

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 1 805

By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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You deserved it 3 600

Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Telinaa - 08/11/2010 02:25 - Australia

Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML

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You deserved it 3 065

Threatening

By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 2 705

By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

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You deserved it 11 142

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 330

By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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You deserved it 48 023

Catch 22

By xen - 20/12/2020 11:02

Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML

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You deserved it 82

Surprise!

By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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You deserved it 2 264

Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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You deserved it 264

PlayTheGame24 5

Wednesday 15 May 2013 16:30

Because those clothes define you as a murderer.... Stupid judgmental people these days

_GoodGuy 11

Wednesday 15 May 2013 16:30

I heard a thief that stole a calendar got 12 months.

Comments

Raykyogrou03 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 19:17

Why would someone wear everything black anyways? I its just unsightly.

squideth 18

Thursday 16 May 2013 2:32

Uh, because they like black? Wtf does it matter to you? Judging others says nothing about them, and everything about you.

Ypetrol 11

Wednesday 15 May 2013 19:55

Judgement! Smh buy why did you use wear all black tho?

bluerhhajfk 17

Wednesday 15 May 2013 20:07

You knew the stereotype burglar look. You deserved that.

squideth 18

Thursday 16 May 2013 2:35

How the **** do they deserve that because of a stereotype?

ShakeDisPlace 10

Wednesday 15 May 2013 20:09

OP Should of pulled a doddlebob "Neeeyoo hiiiimeeooo neooo." !!!

Fedezzer 20

Wednesday 15 May 2013 20:10

I know someone who wears all black every day. EVERY day. But he's the last person I'd consider a killer, he just has that look... Such a look that my friend modified a 'Slender' game to make Slenderman a person with his face... I've never been more scared playing a game in my life.

UnluckyLolfire 15

Wednesday 15 May 2013 23:14

Oh dear, the sounds like me. I wonder if it is. Maybe I will scare the crap out of myself while playing a random Slender mod.

Scynistr 20

Wednesday 15 May 2013 20:20

Well.. That escalated quickly..

Moon_Dreamer22 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 20:38

and here i thought the op was a ninja on a mission

TheShadyMilkman 15

Wednesday 15 May 2013 21:11

Where I live there are three types of people who wear all black. Those that are socially different, those that are wearing handcuffs, and those that will soon be wearing handcuffs... Just saying. O.o