By notarobber - 15/05/2013 07:20 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML
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PlayTheGame24 5

Because those clothes define you as a murderer.... Stupid judgmental people these days

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_GoodGuy 11

I heard a thief that stole a calendar got 12 months.

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mn_shr 22

Something like that happened to me once, but I was called an "off duty stripper". People are so nice.

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Kristoffer 35

Maybe she thought you had taken the black to avoid being executed for murder.

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splashface1 10

As they were throwing you out. You should've looked her in the eyes and screamed "bitch!"

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edris_305 21

If you were buying a lot of plastic sheets and duct tape while wearing the same clothes i would be scared too.....Im just saying

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MoroseMoose 47

I would be equally concerned if it was a 40 year old woman in a sundress buying those things though.

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Jordesmorg 5

thats what you get for being clashy, keep it classy san diego

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LeapingTurtles 4

why wear all black

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ohSNAPyall 26

I like the username. Good thing you're not a murderer AND a robber.

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TVKill3r 15

Geez then I must be a mass murdering psycho with the way I dress. All black clothing, Tripp pants with metal rings and a spike collar and bracelet.

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IsRaeliPrinCess 8

You mean not a murderer? And why people where all red or blue or green. Or all white? Its because they want too.

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