Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel...

By squirrel - 09/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

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By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 07:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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blasko1022 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:32

finally, im not the only person in america who has that shirt

D_Thr33 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 14:06

Well, you should have been protecting your nuts.

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newsgit 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 14:21

What I first got from this was some weird squirrel actually protecting your nuts. Thanks for giving me that hilarious mental image, OP!

reem2013 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:34

:O I have that shirt ! LOL !

perdix 29

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:35

Ye Hypocrite! You preach to the world about the virtues of protecting your testicles and yet you don't! Good for your dad for exposing your fraud. Read your T-shirt again. Learn it. Live it.

Jordna 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:11

win XD

123Lalala098 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:32

xD the way to be! ( agreed tis a hardcore win!)

racerapj 10

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:35

Wow #4 and #10. You think the dad is bad but to me he was being funny and the OP should if protected his nuts...

TheOtherNewest1 6

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:38

Practice what you preach. YDI.

Fminetoo 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:40

You won't be using them for a while....

piper0089 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:47

well that's shirt is basically an invitation. YDI

piper0089 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:47

well that's shirt is basically an invitation. YDI

ipwnallmen 10

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:58

are his nuts bigger than yours??? your dad was just trying to make sure you were taking your own shirt's advice! but srry dude! we must complain to Foamy! his stuff is a health hazard!