Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator,...

By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Another mystery

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 15:00 - Switzerland

Today, I had a lovely day, right up until the moment I got home, went to change my pad, and realised that sometime in the last two hours, somewhere between the library and this moment, my pad had somehow… fallen out. So somewhere out there my bloody pad is… just there. What if someone saw? FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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blackcatbook 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:07

... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:08

fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!

Comments

onnielief 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:02

Ever heard of tampons? Bads soaked with your own blood flapping against your skin is definitely gross!

The_Cait 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:34

Buy a diva cup. And as for the "How could this happen?" comments: If you use the restroom a few times before you actually need to change your pad, or if you are particularly active, the movement of your underwear wears down the stickiness of the pad and it can be wiggled loose. Again...buy a diva cup.

nodayliketoday 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:02

I agree. I have a mooncup, the British equivalent. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. Better for me, better for the environment, way cheaper... etc etc. If you can wear a tampon, you should try a cup. They're so much better :)

eyebrowz 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:48

i prefer tampons-i hate feeling wet, bloody, and sticky when wearing a pad. When using tampons, the blood is absorbed into the tampon (thus the fluid never leaves your body until you take the tampon out). Much cleaner and sanitary....the OP should try it : )

Mona86 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:19

OMG, Wings man! Wings! hope u were not wearing a thong, that's not a support specially if u were only wearing a skirt!!

mylyfsukswbu 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:47

When your running the glue stars to come off the pad and the pad moves out of place. Try conpretion shorts under anything you wear when your wearing a pad. Tampons are best for skirts. I bet that you gave the people in the elivator a bit of a surprise..

beerab 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:30

Why didn't you just push the elevator to get off on the next floor? lol.

beerab 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:32

Why didn't you just push the button for the next floor and get off?

Dickninja 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:15

Wtf is a cup? Ive never even heard of that.

theodivine 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 7:23

I just googled it...there was a diagram and everything. I don't recommend it. Creepy. OP, that REALLY blows. I can't even imagine this happening, I mean, I know what it's like to have a leak, but the actual pad falling out? That's like some strange form of torture.